i hate when ppl r like y u wear ur school sweater here if u here we already no u go here ☹️☹️☹️ like bitch just in case i get lost ppl no where to return me

everythingiswhatevernow:

badjokesbyjeff:

Doctor: Do you want the good news first, or the bad news?

Man: Good news first please, doc!

Doctor: We’re naming a disease after you

Why is this funny

(via fergaliciousdefiinition)

benepla:

kramergate:

I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood

this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake

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fairycosmos:

i’m just a bitch with bad posture and an irregular sleeping schedule 

(via not-enough-to-go-around)

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daffodyke:

spillybun:

spillybun:

Stop making men feel bad for being masculine 2k19

Stop making women feel bad for being feminine 2k19

(via technocumbia)

starsholland:

I’m obsessed with these pictures of the Indianapolis Colts Cheerleaders wearing their real world professional work attire as their cheer uniforms

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catchymemes:

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